2/15/2005

Easter bunny ears

04/02/2002 at 00:23:40

On Easter Sunday I fucked my 18 year old office assistant on my desk. I used the ears of a chocolate Easter Bunny in an inappropriate manner!

-- Not Proud

2/01/2005

If I wanted to feel like I was still in highschool

I would have taken an unfullfilling job as a teacher. I know thats not really true or nice but hell. Why do I care. Heres the deal. Ilike Mt Dew. Hell I live for it. I survive on it for weeks on end with out drinking anything else. the lide has been super glued to my bottle 4 times now at work. I threatened to quit over it. Granted it is childish. I realize that. but it's the principal of the shit. its telling me that I cant trust my shit to be left alone, behind a supoidly locked door with 4 coworkers in my department without my shit getting messed with. Thats not right.

i have been wanting a new job lately. this might just push me towards finding one. If/When I quit I will make sure that this is something that I brinkup as one of the final straws. that and 2 years without a pay increase. I love it they wont ginve me a raise but they will hire someone to help me for more then theyare paying me. I am the lowest paid person there. except for maybe Elvis. Damn bosinan. No I'm not racisest. I hate all of you fuckers equally. see I'm not a people person. I like to be left along with a project at work. dont like people looking over my soulder yada yada yada. everyone knows the feeling. fuck where was I going with this?

Thanks for your time.

Dreams

Screw dreams. To have a dream is to be nieve. Now that I have said that, I want to be a millioare when I grow up. These types of dreams, like an actuall dream, disolve once I wake up, cuz hell i know better. right now I may have over a thou on hand but fuck I know my own spending habits. Even if I were to become a millionare it would only last about 30 seconds if I'm lucky cuz I would purchase the first BMW M6 I could lay my hands on. Dreams are all that usually keep a person going, hell right now, a semi more practal dream I have right now, tells me that I should be getting a raise at work any day now. I have been working at below the minum average wage for my job in the whole fucking state, based on the numbers provided to my by said state. Bastards. BTW did I mention that I'm drunk right now?

I usdually dont drink on weeknights. Hell, if for some reason I end up drinking on a weeknight its by my self and then I never endup drunk. Wonder what happened tonight then? Oh well.

I justrealized that I didnt really have any thing to say. doesthat make my blog an E/N site? As if any of you know what that is.

Thanks for your time.