Summer time approches

I have just recently decided to fill my ipod with summer songs and I need some help. Here is the list of what I have but want to add tons more.

will haves:
soak up the sun - sheryl crow
summer time - fresh prince and dj jazzy jeff
walking on sunshine - katrine and the waves
dancing in the streets - martha and the vandells
love shack - b-52's
hotel california - eagles
american pie - don mclean
chattahoochie - alan jackson
happy together - turtles
summer of 69 - bryan adams
i can see clearly now - jonny nash
fishing in the dark - nitty gritty dirt band
sweet home alabama -
the middle - jmmy eat world
small town saturday night -
california - the theme to the o.c.
smooth - santan feat. rob thomas
mama dont dance -
the way -
flagpole sitta -
walking on sunshine - smashmouth

possibilities:
it must be summer - fountians of wayne
float on - modest mouse
somebody told me - the killers
are you gonna be my girl - jet
Paradice city -
bbq stain on my white tshirt

please post comments of others or e-mail me at twoplustwois5(at)gmail.com.

Thanks for your time.

we have an update under will haves:
fly - sugar ray

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Well it looks like I average about one post a month around here but oh well my last actual site is still up and i havent updated that thing since 97 i think. back whne link exchange was still around. Anyhow this is my first post from my new (used) laptop. bought it off a friend and it seems to do me just fine. Lets see other new news in my life..... oh yeah I applied for a job with the state medical examiners office at the end of january and heard back form then a couple weeks ago. I had an inter view last week i think and havent heard back from them yet. I hopw nothing in my past (criminal record) keeps me from the job. I did the math and if I cut back 10 hours a week at my current job and take on this one i woudl double my money per month. I whould just be doing shipping and reciving of human remains instead of automotive parts. Any how lets see what kind of trafic shows up here from this post.

Thanks for you time.

Easter bunny ears

04/02/2002 at 00:23:40

On Easter Sunday I fucked my 18 year old office assistant on my desk. I used the ears of a chocolate Easter Bunny in an inappropriate manner!

-- Not Proud

If I wanted to feel like I was still in highschool

I would have taken an unfullfilling job as a teacher. I know thats not really true or nice but hell. Why do I care. Heres the deal. Ilike Mt Dew. Hell I live for it. I survive on it for weeks on end with out drinking anything else. the lide has been super glued to my bottle 4 times now at work. I threatened to quit over it. Granted it is childish. I realize that. but it's the principal of the shit. its telling me that I cant trust my shit to be left alone, behind a supoidly locked door with 4 coworkers in my department without my shit getting messed with. Thats not right.

i have been wanting a new job lately. this might just push me towards finding one. If/When I quit I will make sure that this is something that I brinkup as one of the final straws. that and 2 years without a pay increase. I love it they wont ginve me a raise but they will hire someone to help me for more then theyare paying me. I am the lowest paid person there. except for maybe Elvis. Damn bosinan. No I'm not racisest. I hate all of you fuckers equally. see I'm not a people person. I like to be left along with a project at work. dont like people looking over my soulder yada yada yada. everyone knows the feeling. fuck where was I going with this?

Thanks for your time.

Dreams

Screw dreams. To have a dream is to be nieve. Now that I have said that, I want to be a millioare when I grow up. These types of dreams, like an actuall dream, disolve once I wake up, cuz hell i know better. right now I may have over a thou on hand but fuck I know my own spending habits. Even if I were to become a millionare it would only last about 30 seconds if I'm lucky cuz I would purchase the first BMW M6 I could lay my hands on. Dreams are all that usually keep a person going, hell right now, a semi more practal dream I have right now, tells me that I should be getting a raise at work any day now. I have been working at below the minum average wage for my job in the whole fucking state, based on the numbers provided to my by said state. Bastards. BTW did I mention that I'm drunk right now?

I usdually dont drink on weeknights. Hell, if for some reason I end up drinking on a weeknight its by my self and then I never endup drunk. Wonder what happened tonight then? Oh well.

I justrealized that I didnt really have any thing to say. doesthat make my blog an E/N site? As if any of you know what that is.

Thanks for your time.

LInks Galore

Well a couple months ago I said I would add some comics I read. Well here they are. I have read all of the archives of these comics and they are some of the best that I have found. Granted they all dont update on a regular basis, hell one isnt currently available but it will come back ..... someday..... I hope. Some dont have the best art. A couple do that that may be what drew me to them to begin with but I got drawn into the story. Yes, most have to deal with either games or computers. This is what I do for a living. This is what I like seeing jokes cracked at. Fuck it, its midnight.

Thanks for your time.

Free Porn Magic For You

"Free Porn Magic For You" That will drive people here according to this. (link provided by Fark) Anyhow I know its been over a month since I've been here. Oh yeah BTW Happy Fucking New Year. I mean it too. This year isn't going to be any better then last nor will next year be better then this one. All three suck. Past, Present, and Future. If you notice the last post on here wasn't by me. It was by a friend/relative. I was trying to get someone else to update this thing so when I forgot there would still be new shit instead of me writing long posts and glossing over the fact that its been a while.

And now for the rest of the story.... someone found my site by searching on MSN for cumwhore porn (NSFW if you couldn't figure that out on your own then click the link) What the fuck. I understand how the words are on my page but I clicked through the first ten on MUSM trying to find my page and the closest I found was that damn internet filter list. May the creators of that list be anally raped by a pack of rabid, AIDS infested, wild dogs. Putting my on that list is a joke. Granted it gets my address out there and drive people to my site. But truth be told, I have had more traffic from Miss Lindsey and people searching for Heroin Girl then anywhere else.

I cant remember if there was anything else I was going to say....... Ah fuck it.


Thanks for your time.