tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76437162024-03-07T00:50:18.836-06:00The Ranting And Raving of a Sane ManI 'll admit I don't know much, but I'll be happy to share here what I do know.<br>Spelling need not apply!</br>betterluck4metomorrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09572832004084256443noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643716.post-68405341586587545482010-03-31T04:26:00.001-05:002010-03-31T04:28:08.083-05:00Stupid Stories<p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">There she was, </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">just walking down </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">the street singing </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 11.5pt; color: gray; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">ooh ahh ooh. </span></b><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: green; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">When suddenly she</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'MS Shell Dlg 2','sans-serif';"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: Papyrus;">tripped on a</span></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-right: 0.9pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple;">big iron spoon; </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">and it hurt </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">her little toe. </span></b><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: green; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">Just then, over </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">there, she saw </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">a big yellow </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">dead bird, rotting. T</span></b><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">here was rejoicing </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">for once and </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">lots of candy! </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">Snuffelufaguss was guilty </span></b><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">of 1st degree </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">black belt ownage </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: blue; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS','sans-serif';">on yellow bird </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">from Cobra KAI </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">Dojo. Oh yeah!</span></b></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy;"></span> </p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy;">What you say?</span></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;">SHO NUFF SHOGUN</span></b></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';"></span></b> </p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;"></span> </p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple;">The next day, </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">Bert was killed</span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: Papyrus;">by a big </span> <b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">cauldron of peas </span></b><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: green; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">which fell from </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple;">the orange clouds. There once was</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: green; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';"> </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">a lad named </span></b><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">Slappy Shoe Shine. </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple;">No one liked </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">his white skin </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">because it irradiated </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">from the polish </span></b><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: green; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">mine detector. Then </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">the English teacher </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">named, Mrs. Herminie </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">made me write </span><b><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: blue; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS','sans-serif';">a short story </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;"> </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">using a duck </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">and a turtle.</span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;"> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy;">Duck Fails Turtle </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">Using the Polygathirum. </span></b></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;"></span></b> </p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;"></span></b> </p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <b><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: blue;">The battle began. </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">It was on. </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">I CHOOSE YOU </span></b><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: green; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">to be the </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">wielder of the </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">Fork of truth!</span></b></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;"></span></b> </p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy;">*great glowing appeared*</span></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy;"></span> </p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple;">This incredible youth </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">had the power</span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';"> </span><b><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: blue; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS','sans-serif';">to bend spoons </span></b><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: green; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">with its mind. </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple;">He could also </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">call forth squirells</span></b></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: green; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">of power! But, </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">he was limited </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">by the size </span><b><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: blue; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS','sans-serif';">of his satchel </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">bag of holding </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">of the Whale, </span></b><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">which holds the</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'MS Shell Dlg 2','sans-serif';"> </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">Sword of greyskull </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">as well as </span></b><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">this great novel</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'MS Shell Dlg 2','sans-serif';"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: Papyrus;">of a man </span> <b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">lost in his </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">Smurfett Body Bag.</span></b></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;"></span></b> </p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple;">In this world </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;">beyond our own</span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">, we are but </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: Papyrus;">tiny little smurfs </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: green; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">swiming in a </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">pool of vomit</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">. Do not be</span></b></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple;">fooled by the </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy;">happy fun ball </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">we call life, </span></b><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: green; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">the universe, and </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">the meaning of </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">Obi wan kinobee's</span></b></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple;">great teachings. Tomorrow, </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">we dine in </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: Papyrus;">the great presence </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">OF RUBY TUESDAYS!!!! </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">Farbeit from us</span></b></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: green; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">to call forth </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple;">the red dragon! </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">Hannibal lector is </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">dead. Now back </span></b><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: green; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">at the ranch</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'MS Shell Dlg 2','sans-serif';"> </span><b><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: blue; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS','sans-serif';">the bunnies did</span></b></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy;">a bad thing</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">. They dug into </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">farmer browns carrots, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">which was odd, </span></b><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: green; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">because the carrots</span></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple;">were made of </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">Nitroglycern, and sulfur </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">. Which surgeon general </span></b><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">deemed slightly dangerous</span></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: Papyrus;">if consumed by </span> <b><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: blue;">oversized german midgets </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">on only saturdays. </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">But other days </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;"> </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">it was acceptable.</span></b></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: green; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">However Mogwai's can </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">never be allowed </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">to eat after </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">nitroglysern infused carrots</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">, or suffer intense</span></b></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy;">shipping and handling </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: Papyrus;">to the far </span> <span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple;">corners of the </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">Richard Geres house.</span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;"></span></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;"></span> </p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">The fork of </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: blue; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS','sans-serif';">many dark paths </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">was summoned by </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">this young lad. </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">There once was</span></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;">a giant ogre, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">with a spoon. </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">He was the </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">senior squirell summoner </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">who taught the </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">young lad how </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">the great macarenna </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">was a terrible </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">way to jiggy. </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">The Dark damp </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">hallway led to </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: blue; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS','sans-serif';">a chamber of </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">SUPER MOJO MADNESS!</span></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple;"></span> </p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple;"> </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">Fortunately, John walked. </span></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: olive; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">Yeah, forget me. </span></i></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">So we did.</span></b></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';"></span></b> </p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;">I called forth </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;">the Big one </span><b><i><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: olive; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">with 2 friends </span></i></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">and a hamster </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">named Billy Rode </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: blue; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS','sans-serif';">where they proceeded </span></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: olive; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">into the great </span></i></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">land of Erwin. </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">Erwin was a </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">painter, who loved </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">richard gere and </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">fluffy white rabbits </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">and mad hatters</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">. But contrary to </span></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: olive; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">the associated press, </span></i></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">squirells are very </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">good at poker </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;">but terrible at </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">swimming. Nevertheless, they </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">enjoy it anyway. </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">They don't drink </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">ketchup or honey. </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">Anymore, they were </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">found to be </span><b><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: blue; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS','sans-serif';">trying to get </span></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: olive; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">a social disease </span></i></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'MS Shell Dlg 2','sans-serif';">like Brintey Spearsd </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">to miss being </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">a Mouseketeer, despite </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">the fact that </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">Mice and squirrels </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">fly space ships.</span></b></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 11.1pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(84, 84, 84);"></span> </p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 11.1pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(84, 84, 84);"></span> </p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">Now the ogre, </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">who is dead </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">but now resurrected </span></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: olive; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">and walking around, </span></i></b><b><span style="font-size: 11.5pt; color: gray; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">got lunch at </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">Quedoba, and paid</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 11.5pt; color: gray; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"></span></b></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;">with his life. </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">He has several </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">lives so it </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">was only heartburn, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">but death followed </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 11.5pt; color: gray; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">him on twitter, </span></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: olive; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">slowly and painfully </span></i></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">in a combine. </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">But that wouldn't </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">account for his </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">facebook page. However</span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;">,</span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">with no head, </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">he was able </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;">to wrestle and </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">to fit in </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">to a woodchipper. </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">But it wasn't </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">this ogre's fate. </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;">The ogre decided </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">to drink acid, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">as in, acidic </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">orange juice. This </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">mixed with nitroglycerin </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">beer drinking fool </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;">shouted someone else had to use </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">a new sentence. </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;">A new beginning </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple;">is what this </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">ending could be.</span></b></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 11.1pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(84, 84, 84);"></span> </p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">Meanwhile, the young </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">ninja space demon </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">killed the ogre, </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">but the ogre </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">had a specific </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;">4th edition rule</span></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: maroon;">medical condition that </span></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: olive; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">prevented him from </span></i></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">being killed by </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">a will saving </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;">throw of d20s; </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">rolled a 1 </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">that was really </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">a natural 20.</span></b></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';"></span></b> </p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;">Meanwhile back at the Dungeon Masters </span><b><span style="font-size: 11.5pt; color: gray; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">Twist and Shout</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">, the bartender was </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">telling everyone to</span></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;">kill the ogre </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;">like Elmer Fudd. </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">Fortunately, the patrons </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: purple; font-family: 'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">saved the ogre, </span><b><span style="font-size: 11.5pt; color: gray; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">but couldnt stop </span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;">singing the song </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif';">DEATH TO OGRE! </span></b></p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black;"></span></b> </p> <p class="x_MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 13.6pt; text-indent: -7.5pt; margin-right: 0.9pt;"> <b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">The end</span></b></p> <b><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: teal; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';">win</span></b>betterluck4metomorrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09572832004084256443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643716.post-34947347843740123732010-03-31T04:24:00.001-05:002010-03-31T04:24:39.670-05:00You didnt get mad...<p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">You didn't get mad when the Supreme Court stopped a legal recount and appointed a President.</span></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">You didn't get mad when Cheney allowed Energy company officials to dictate<br />energy policy.</span></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">You didn't get mad when a covert CIA operative got outed.</span></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">You didn't get mad when the Patriot Act got passed.</span></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">You didn't get mad when we illegally invaded a country that posed no threat to us.</span></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">You didn't get mad when we spent over 600 billion(and counting) on said illegal war.</span></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">You didn't get mad when over 10 billion dollars just disappeared in Iraq.</span></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">You didn't get mad when you found out we were torturing people.</span></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">You didn't get mad when the government was illegally wiretapping Americans.</span></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">You didn't get mad when we didn't catch Bin Laden.</span></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">You didn't get mad when you saw the horrible conditions at Walter Reed.</span></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">You didn't get mad when we let a major US city, New Orleans, drown.</span></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">You didn't get mad when we gave a 900 billion tax break to the rich.</span></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">You didn't get mad when the deficit hit the trillion dollar mark.</span></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">You finally got mad when the government decided that people in America deserved the right to see a doctor if they are sick. Yes, illegal wars, lies, corruption, torture, stealing your tax dollars to make the rich richer, are all okay with you, but helping other Americans...oh hell no.</span></span></p>betterluck4metomorrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09572832004084256443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643716.post-72800749103568207682008-10-10T22:22:00.002-05:002008-10-10T22:28:56.195-05:00There might just be hope yet“Don’t let the fucking media paint us like The Generation That Was Too Busy Playing Rock Band—or, even worse—The Generation That Spent That Very Important Two Months Before The Election When It Really Mattered Trying To Bang That Girl You Followed On Tumblr Who Looks Kind Of Like Parker Posey Who’ll You’ll Never Meet Anyway."<br /><br />- <a href="http://drned.tumblr.com/">Dr Ned, MD</a><br /><br />(via <a href="http://syntheticpubes.com/">syntheticpubes</a> via <a href="http://meganallison.tumblr.com/">meganallison</a>)betterluck4metomorrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09572832004084256443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643716.post-11077790187269752142007-12-18T23:33:00.001-06:002007-12-18T23:33:28.800-06:00link<a href="http://www.atasteforthetheatrical.com/deathtrap/default.htm">http://www.atasteforthetheatrical.com/deathtrap/default.htm</a>betterluck4metomorrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09572832004084256443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643716.post-44870034536383230242007-04-08T02:33:00.000-05:002007-05-14T11:42:20.142-05:00Why?That is a question that I ask myself all the damn time. I like her. Hell probably the closest thing to love that I felt in a long time. She knows it. She has to. I don't know if shes testing me. wanting to see what I'll put up w/ before I can earn her love. I know it shouldn't be that way. That doesn't change anything. Yes it would be easier if she wasn't crashing here. I've enjoyed the time she has spent here. one of the little things I ask is if your trying to sleep w/ my best friend and this isn't some mind fuck then don't act all flirty in front of me. yes you are making me feel like I am intruding while your moving on but its the only tool I have right now. If your trying to wear me down so I give up your doing a damn good job but you wont like the outcome. Hell I'm starting to understand how you feel about B. Maybe you crashing here wasn't the best idea. You knew it and I knew it. it would overly complicate things, but thats not the only thing. its the little things. the I can sleep next to you w/o worrying, telling me that you felt you didn't give me a true shot, telling me that you were thinking of sleeping w/ me. then things get paranoid. you lie to me about were you stayed because you know I would be mad but then you went and told me the next day. then you start telling me that you never said that you would give me a second chance. that you never said that you wanted to fuck me. what can I say girl you learned from the best B stole your heart but you stole his play book. Do I deserve you no. I deserve better. do you deserve me, no but I'm still here.<br /><br />Why?<br /><br />Update.<br /><br />I don't know if you slept w/ him to piss me off. doubt it but hey I'll still wonder. I can be quoted that if you ever slept w/ him I'd define pulling the pin for you. maybe thats why it happened. too bad I cant pull the pin now. damn mothers. You think its a lack of sex on my part. stated that if I got laid then I wouldn't chase after you or at least not as hard. but your wrong. you asked me today if we slept together would I classify it as fucking sex or making love, you were sure that it would be making love well if thats the case then me getting laid by someone else, wouldn't make me stop chasing you would just make be sad and hurtful that it wasn't you. I stated that it would just be sex. the emotional involvement on both our parts isn't great enough to make love. I wish it was but your just not there. OK you don't sleep w/ friends. I get it but shouldn't the people that you date/marry/love be some of your best friends. granted we all have friends other then our lovers, but still shouldn't you be able to tell that special someone anything. you've said that about me. I've told you my biggest secret. I should have told you sooner but at the time that I told you I felt the closest to you. hell you should even be happy that I thought of telling you. that itself is a big step. did i want you to sleep w/ him no. did you know this, yes, you said that the only person I can blame for this is myself. but I don't. you said it take two to have sex, true but only one to say no. I am starting to see why you an K never get along for too long, you never give the same level of respect that you ask for from everyone else. The only good thing about our convo today and I think you have already dismissed this w/o much though is that you admitted that your treating me like B did to you. And all you had to say was "I'm Sorry." Hell you didn't even look all that surprised.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" > I want you to know it's a little fucked up,</span><span style=";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" > That I'm stuck here waitin', no longer debatin',</span><span style=";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" > Tired of sittin' and hatin' and makin' these excuses,</span><span style=";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" > For why you're not around, and feeling so useless,</span><span style=";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" > It seems one thing has been true all along,</span><span style=";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" > You don't really know what you've got 'til it's gone,</span><span style=";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" > I guess I've had it with you and your career,</span><span style=";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" > When you come back I won't be here and you can sing it...</span><span style=";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style=";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" > Where'd you go?</span><span style=";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" > I miss you so,</span><span style=";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" > Seems like it's been forever,</span><span style=";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" > That you've been gone.</span><span style=";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" > Where'd you go?</span><span style=";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" > I miss you so,</span><span style=";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" > Seems like it's been forever,</span><span style=";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" > That you've been gone,</span><span style=";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" > Please come back home...</span><span style=";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" > Please come back home...</span><span style=";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" > Please come back home...</span><span style=";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" > Please come back home...</span><span style=";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;" > Please come back home...<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;">New Update.....<br /><br />damn this is getting long... Anyhow, I was originally going to end there, drop that after pulling the pin, well. you stuck around long enough that I emotionally pulled the pin, walked and felt better about it, I laughed when I heard that you thought I got laid. HA! you should know better, we are now at the point where you are tired of the mind games, hell the only reason you know they're going on is because you taught me, anyhow you have no idea what we have planned for you. its going to hurt and the only person you'll have to turn to is the guy who doesn't know the real you. the you who's getting pissed at me for turning the tables on you. you still try to play and I let you because it help keeps you blinded. well soon the blindfolds coming off.<br /><br />everything before this update was before I pulled the pin. now I just have to set off the claymore. this post will be my final farewell to you kid, you have impacted my life, good and bad, thanks for all the fish. its funny, you told me that me diddling you cooter was all for me. hell maybe it was, I enjoyed it, you used to to start fights and to take jabs a me. it was a fair trade. imagine how you could have pissed me off if you had fucked me, oh wait, you already jab me w/ that with "the old Ashley would have already," no she wouldn't because then comparisons would be made between you and K and that cant happen. you use the fact that you an T were seeing each other yet aren't exclusive, as a reason not to fuck me. well that didn't stop you from fucking him. yeah I know different circumstances same basic principal. I'm trying to figure out why you haven't fucked G yet, oh yeah the ring, eh you might as well if his wife doesn't trust you two alone in a private place then shes already worrying. hell you always have his car.<br /><br />that was a little harsh. eh oh well. G posted a blog that I think was directed towards me and T or at least T about integrity, loyalty, trustworthy, and honor. granted he left out trustworthy but that was a minor over site I'm sure. he was directing it towards the guys. the funny thing is that it should go towards you as well. see he doesn't know you he hasn't been around, yeah you filled him in, you sit there and tell him I'm gaming you all the while gaming him. this isn't fair to the poor guy. it wil all end badly we all know it, well except for G but he'll figure it out either when he gets served or when she forces you out of his life. the kicker is that what made me this way was acting the way he described. this cynical bastard was born from the mold you made. but no one wants to admit they mad Frankenstein's monster.<br /><br />everyone around me has told me I should have kicked you out long ago or tried the "you need to pay rent or 'pay rent'" I got a good chuckle out of all these suggestions. I now I'm not this person and you know it too, otherwise you'd have been long ago. well kid in the future I'll be this person. Thank you for destroying what little trust I had in ppl.<br /><br />More to come.<br /><br />well i finally had some one read this, it felt good, finally have this aired out a little bit, the convo went kinda like this. "Well, your blogspot was so heart-wrenching it made me want to cry with compassion instead of make fun of you. That doesnt happen often." "Thank you I'm glad someone cares." "I do. Even if I'm mean about it. I'm sorry she mistreats you so much. She should realize how lucky she is to have someone care so much." it was nice to have some validation on all of this,. now if only I had sentence structure. oh well.<br /></div></div>betterluck4metomorrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09572832004084256443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643716.post-1114400713075700332005-04-24T22:36:00.000-05:002005-04-25T22:30:50.263-05:00Summer time approchesI have just recently decided to fill my ipod with summer songs and I need some help. Here is the list of what I have but want to add tons more.<br /><br />will haves:<br />soak up the sun - sheryl crow<br />summer time - fresh prince and dj jazzy jeff<br />walking on sunshine - katrine and the waves<br />dancing in the streets - martha and the vandells<br />love shack - b-52's<br />hotel california - eagles<br />american pie - don mclean<br />chattahoochie - alan jackson<br />happy together - turtles<br />summer of 69 - bryan adams<br />i can see clearly now - jonny nash<br />fishing in the dark - nitty gritty dirt band<br />sweet home alabama -<br />the middle - jmmy eat world<br />small town saturday night -<br />california - the theme to the o.c.<br />smooth - santan feat. rob thomas<br />mama dont dance -<br />the way -<br />flagpole sitta -<br />walking on sunshine - smashmouth<br /><br />possibilities:<br />it must be summer - fountians of wayne<br />float on - modest mouse<br />somebody told me - the killers<br />are you gonna be my girl - jet<br />Paradice city -<br />bbq stain on my white tshirt<br /><br />please post comments of others or e-mail me at twoplustwois5(at)gmail.com.<br /><br />Thanks for your time.<br /><br />we have an update under will haves:<br />fly - sugar raybetterluck4metomorrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09572832004084256443noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643716.post-1110521330096706602005-03-11T00:00:00.000-06:002005-03-11T00:08:50.096-06:00......Well it looks like I average about one post a month around here but oh well my last actual site is still up and i havent updated that thing since 97 i think. back whne link exchange was still around. Anyhow this is my first post from my new (used) laptop. bought it off a friend and it seems to do me just fine. Lets see other new news in my life..... oh yeah I applied for a job with the state medical examiners office at the end of january and heard back form then a couple weeks ago. I had an inter view last week i think and havent heard back from them yet. I hopw nothing in my past (criminal record) keeps me from the job. I did the math and if I cut back 10 hours a week at my current job and take on this one i woudl double my money per month. I whould just be doing shipping and reciving of human remains instead of automotive parts. Any how lets see what kind of trafic shows up here from this post.<br /><br />Thanks for you time.betterluck4metomorrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09572832004084256443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643716.post-1108528140947042262005-02-15T22:27:00.000-06:002005-02-15T22:29:00.950-06:00Easter bunny ears04/02/2002 at 00:23:40<br /><br />On Easter Sunday I fucked my 18 year old office assistant on my desk. I used the ears of a chocolate Easter Bunny in an inappropriate manner!<br /><br />-- <a href="http://www.notproud.com/lust/lust3519.php">Not Proud</a>betterluck4metomorrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09572832004084256443noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643716.post-1107323907092203772005-02-01T23:48:00.000-06:002005-02-01T23:58:27.093-06:00If I wanted to feel like I was still in highschoolI would have taken an unfullfilling job as a teacher. I know thats not really true or nice but hell. Why do I care. Heres the deal. Ilike Mt Dew. Hell I live for it. I survive on it for weeks on end with out drinking anything else. the lide has been super glued to my bottle 4 times now at work. I threatened to quit over it. Granted it is childish. I realize that. but it's the principal of the shit. its telling me that I cant trust my shit to be left alone, behind a supoidly locked door with 4 coworkers in my department without my shit getting messed with. Thats not right.
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<br />i have been wanting a new job lately. this might just push me towards finding one. If/When I quit I will make sure that this is something that I brinkup as one of the final straws. that and 2 years without a pay increase. I love it they wont ginve me a raise but they will hire someone to help me for more then theyare paying me. I am the lowest paid person there. except for maybe Elvis. Damn bosinan. No I'm not racisest. I hate all of you fuckers equally. see I'm not a people person. I like to be left along with a project at work. dont like people looking over my soulder yada yada yada. everyone knows the feeling. fuck where was I going with this?
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<br />betterluck4metomorrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09572832004084256443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643716.post-1107239893469661572005-02-01T01:27:00.000-06:002005-02-01T00:38:13.470-06:00DreamsScrew dreams. To have a dream is to be nieve. Now that I have said that, I want to be a millioare when I grow up. These types of dreams, like an actuall dream, disolve once I wake up, cuz hell i know better. right now I may have over a thou on hand but fuck I know my own spending habits. Even if I were to become a millionare it would only last about 30 seconds if I'm lucky cuz I would purchase the first BMW M6 I could lay my hands on. Dreams are all that usually keep a person going, hell right now, a semi more practal dream I have right now, tells me that I should be getting a raise at work any day now. I have been working at below the minum average wage for my job in the whole fucking state, based on the numbers provided to my by said state. Bastards. BTW did I mention that I'm drunk right now?
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<br />I usdually dont drink on weeknights. Hell, if for some reason I end up drinking on a weeknight its by my self and then I never endup drunk. Wonder what happened tonight then? Oh well.
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<br />I justrealized that I didnt really have any thing to say. doesthat make my blog an E/N site? As if any of you know what that is.
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<br />betterluck4metomorrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09572832004084256443noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643716.post-1106373945996641462005-01-21T23:54:00.000-06:002005-01-22T00:05:45.996-06:00LInks GaloreWell a couple months ago I said I would add some comics I read. Well here they are. I have read all of the archives of these comics and they are some of the best that I have found. Granted they all dont update on a regular basis, hell one isnt currently available but it will come back ..... someday..... I hope. Some dont have the best art. A couple do that that may be what drew me to them to begin with but I got drawn into the story. Yes, most have to deal with either games or computers. This is what I do for a living. This is what I like seeing jokes cracked at. Fuck it, its midnight.
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<br />betterluck4metomorrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09572832004084256443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643716.post-1106370866355674672005-01-21T22:44:00.000-06:002005-01-21T23:14:26.356-06:00Free Porn Magic For You"Free Porn Magic For You" That will drive people here according to <a href="http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1759,1752122,00.asp">this</a>. (link provided by <a href="http://www.fark.com/">Fark</a>) Anyhow I know its been over a month since I've been here. Oh yeah BTW Happy Fucking New Year. I mean it too. This year isn't going to be any better then last nor will next year be better then this one. All three suck. Past, Present, and Future. If you notice the <a href="http://bl4met.blogspot.com/2004/12/newbie.html">last post</a> on here wasn't by me. It was by a friend/relative. I was trying to get someone else to update this thing so when I forgot there would still be new shit instead of me writing long posts and glossing over the fact that its been a while.
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<br />And now for the rest of the story.... someone found my site by searching on MSN for <a href="http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?FORM=SMCRT&q=cumwhore%20%2B%20porn">cumwhore porn</a> (NSFW if you couldn't figure that out on your own then click the link) What the fuck. I understand how the words are on my page but I clicked through the first ten on MUSM trying to find my page and the closest I found was that damn internet filter list. May the creators of that list be anally raped by a pack of rabid, AIDS infested, wild dogs. Putting my on that list is a joke. Granted it gets my address out there and drive people to my site. But truth be told, I have had more traffic from <a href="http://gushinglindsey.blogspot.com/">Miss Lindsey</a> and people searching for <a href="http://heroinegirl.blogspot.com/">Heroin Girl</a> then anywhere else.
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<br />I cant remember if there was anything else I was going to say....... Ah fuck it.
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<br />betterluck4metomorrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09572832004084256443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643716.post-1101961185796586262004-12-01T22:23:00.000-06:002004-12-01T22:19:45.796-06:00NewbieHey People in internet land that read these rantings, they arn't too bad
<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643716.post-1101531959824514122004-11-26T22:56:00.000-06:002004-11-26T23:05:59.823-06:00Post of some sortWell tonight I did a little work on here. Earlier this week I changed my template and in the process I lost the comments. (As if they were ever really used) Well tonight I added them back so hopefully they work. Other then that I just wanted to throw out one of my fav. movie lines.:
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<br /> "And the're armed."
<br /> "What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?"
<br /> "Uh, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster. What do you think there going to be armed with? Guns you tit."
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<br />And on that note....
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<br />Thanks for your time.
<br />betterluck4metomorrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09572832004084256443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643716.post-1101267100002501002004-11-23T21:30:00.000-06:002004-11-23T21:31:40.003-06:00Long Time, No HearWell how about a break in the norm around here. I just got off the phone with a long time (6 years?) friend. after hearing about the happenings in her life and realising how mine is lacking, for some reason I just had to come here and blog. (if you can call this blogging)
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<br />Talking to her made me realize that when I moved down here to make money (8/hour WOO HOO!!!!!), I gave alot up. I didnt realize it at the time but I did. for the most part I gave up friends. We were a small group that didnt do much but we had some one to talk to, hang out with, etc. Now they hang out and I live 2 hours away, dont make enough for gas money, and sit at home watching tv, sitting in frount of my computer just waiting for something to happen.
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<br />I have never been a doer. I'm the type who will take things in stride usually. (Work lately has proven this) I dont make things happen. I let them happen. And that my friends is my biggest down fall. That is why after a year and a half in "the big city" the only friends I have made are at work and I usually dont talk to them outside of work. I think that maybe I grew acustom to my old life before I moved here and that made me lazy. Now my lazyness is stopping me from making friends. <a href="http://girls-suck.diaryland.com/041002_18.html">P3</a> brings up a good point. Where do you meet people? Do you join clubs? AA/NA? Bars? Neibors? Health Club? or areyou pretty much stuck with peopleyou work with and went to school with? Maybe use them to branch out to other people. If that is so then for the most part by moving away from the town I grew up in, and went to k-12 and comm. college in I screwed my self. nothing but lonelyness for me.
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<br />See for me I never really liked to betalking in a group, socialize, I just liked to be there and be a part of something. sure I could go to the bars or clubs and sit back a people watch, but its not the same. Its actually hard for me to explain. I'll save it for later.
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<br />Thanks for your time.
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<br />PS Sorry about any spelling errors. My popup blocker wasnt letting spell check through and I didnt feel like fixing it.
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<br />Thanks againbetterluck4metomorrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09572832004084256443noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643716.post-1100850024697397402004-11-19T01:31:00.000-06:002004-11-19T01:40:24.696-06:00Year of the DogI just happened to be bored and was clicking a bunch of links here on the site and came across my profile. I was not aware that I was born in the year of the dog. Kinda make me wonder what this means. Am I going to be marking my territory with piss? Humping legs? Sniffing legs? What does this mean?betterluck4metomorrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09572832004084256443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643716.post-1100739767584843222004-11-17T19:02:00.000-06:002004-11-17T19:04:24.533-06:00Oh Yeah BTW.....My page is now considered conservative porn. Yeah I got a laugh about it too.
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<br />Thanks for your time.betterluck4metomorrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09572832004084256443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643716.post-1100739223399989712004-11-17T18:53:00.000-06:002004-11-17T18:54:48.796-06:00Updates! Again? You Gotta Be Kidding Me!Yeah I updated again. Yeah it took me about a month. This time I added more links. I have yet to add the Comics section. I will get to that I just have to pull all the addresses from my bookmarks. Other then that, I was looking around on my site and found that I had some comments. You have no idea how happy i was to see that. Any how, from now on I will try to actually write/rant (I mean look at the title, come on what the hell have I been doing all this time?) here. Granted I dont have the most exciting life, hell thats why I read the blogs at the right. And on that.....
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<br />Thanks for your time.betterluck4metomorrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09572832004084256443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643716.post-1099361042374004012004-11-01T20:04:00.000-06:002004-11-01T20:06:29.036-06:00RevolutionYeah I know its been over a month since I updated, but I was flipping through the old HD and I found something that I found probably about a year ago floating around the web.
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<br />Revolution is not an AOL Keyword*
<br />You will not be able to stay home, dear Netizen.
<br />You will not be able to plug in, log on and opt out.
<br />You will not be able to lose yourself in Final Fantasy,
<br />Or hold your Kazaa download queues,
<br />Because revolution is not an AOL Keyword.
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<br />Revolution is not an AOL Keyword.
<br />Revolution will not be brought to you on Hi-Def TV
<br />Encrypted with a warning from the FBI.
<br />Revolution will not have a jpeg slideshow of Dubya
<br />Calling the cattle and leading the incursion by
<br />Secretary Rumsfeld, General Ashcroft and Dick Cheney
<br />Riding nuclear warheads on their way to Iraq,
<br />Or North Korea, or Iran.
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<br />Revolution is not an AOL Keyword.
<br />Revolution will not be powered by Microsoft on
<br />The Next-Generation Secure Computing Base
<br />And will not star Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee
<br />Or Larry Lessig and Martha Stewart.
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<br />Revolution will not promise penile enlargement.
<br />Revolution will not get rid of spam.
<br />Revolution will not earn you up to $5000 a month
<br />Working from home, because revolution is not
<br />An AOL Keyword, Brother.
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<br />There will be no screen grabs of you and
<br />Jeeves the Butler one-click shopping at My Yahoo,
<br />Or outbidding a shady grandma on eBay for
<br />That refurbished iPod 20-gig.
<br />MSNBC.com will not predict election results in Florida
<br />Or fact-check the Drudge Report.
<br />Revolution is not an AOL Keyword.
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<br />There will be no webcast of Wil Wheaton boxing
<br />Barney the Dinosaur on the dancefloor at DNA.
<br />There will be no mob- or wiki- blog of Richard Stallman
<br />Strolling through Redmond in a medieval robe and halo
<br />As St. iGNUcious of the Church of Emacs
<br />That he has been saving
<br />For just the proper occasion.
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<br />Survivor, The Osbournes, and Joe Millionaire
<br />Will no longer be so damned relevant, and
<br />People will not care if Carrie hooks up again with
<br />Mr. Big on Sex and the City because Information
<br />Wants To Be Free even while Knowledge Is Power.
<br />Revolution is not an AOL Keyword.
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<br />There will be no final pictures from inside the
<br />World Trade Center in the instant replay.
<br />There will be no final pictures from inside the
<br />World Trade Center in the instant replay.
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<br />There will be no RealVideo of 2600-reading,
<br />Linux-booting white hat hacktivists
<br />And Mickey Mouse in the public domain.
<br />The theme song will not be written by Jack Valenti or
<br />Hilary Rosen, nor sung by Metallica, Dr. Dre,
<br />Christina Aguilera, Matchbox 20, or Blink-182.
<br />Revolution is not an AOL Keyword.
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<br />Revolution will not be right back after
<br />Pop-up ads about eCommerce, eTailers, or eContent.
<br />You will not have to worry about a
<br />Cookie in your browser, a bug in your email, or a
<br />Worm in your recycling bin.
<br />Revolution will not run faster with Intel inside.
<br />Revolution, dude, is not getting a Dell.
<br />Revolution will increase your Google rank.
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<br />Revolution is not an AOL Keyword, is not an AOL Keyword,
<br />Is not an AOL Keyword, is not an AOL Keyword.
<br />Revolution will be no stream or download, dear Netizen;
<br />Revolution must still be live.
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<br />*See generally Gil Scott-Heron, The Revolution Will Not Be Televised.
<br />betterluck4metomorrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09572832004084256443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643716.post-1096424994778599862004-09-28T21:20:00.000-05:002004-09-28T21:29:54.776-05:00UpdatesEven though noone ever reads this, I just added the links to my favorite blogs on the side bar. I will be adding links to my favorite comics soon. I founds these blogs using the little button in the top right corner "Next Blog". I sugest you try it sometime. Just run your Spyware software afterwards. For some reason some of the site will infect you like none other. Other then that, there are some great blogs out there. Explore.
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<br />betterluck4metomorrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09572832004084256443noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643716.post-1096422922518276672004-09-28T20:27:00.000-05:002004-09-28T21:31:04.623-05:00FriendsI was driving home the other day and was thinking about how good it would be to see all my friends again. Fly Ryan back from vegas and Katie up from Texas. Gather them all up north, have a dinner. I would stand up of course and thank them all, for being able to show up and for helping me become who I am today. I reality I just want to see all of them again, in one place, and well drink and be merry. Ever since I moved down here, I have missed everyone. I suppose I will see a handfull of them come high school reunion time. Well a hand full and then some, but most I will hardly ever see, and some I will never see again.
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<br />Thanks for your time.
<br />betterluck4metomorrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09572832004084256443noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643716.post-1095914095759485062004-09-22T23:10:00.000-05:002004-09-28T21:31:55.700-05:00Just to bring you up to speed.....This last weekend I went back to my home town to mow the yeard of the house we are trying to sell up there and to help paint. While up there I ran in to my ex who wanted to drive around and talk about her new bf and ho much she missed me.... yadda yadda yadda. During this straind exchange of words I realized that I kinda missed her, which doesnt surprise me, she was one of my first loves, well the first that I knew loved me back instead of just playing with my head. Any how after that I went to the bowling alley. The hub of all that is exciting in the town. God I hate that place. any how sat there, got mildly drunk, got into discussions involving training horses for races, and football. Two subjects that I know almost nothing about. That was the highlight of the night, scary isnt it. Any how the "alley" closed and it was time to leave. On to the disfunctional house party. While at the party, I got into conversations involving the familys of almost every drunk there, and had to listen to them explain about stuff I already knew. At least after that I was alowed to head to the house and pass out. Driving back sunday night I realized that the reason I watch drama on tv like Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me, and The OC is for drama. living up there, it becase a big part of my life that I now need it to continue. I can hear some of you out there in internet land saying real laife isnt that dramatic. Well it was and the story lines changed at least weekly and crossed over all the time. Actually watching all this is nice, I get the drama with out having to realize the impact on my life, nor explain to some one why there life now sucks cuz they screwed up. Although I must admit I do miss being the person that everyone went to when they had a problem
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<br />betterluck4metomorrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09572832004084256443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643716.post-1095912081936740582004-09-22T22:53:00.000-05:002004-09-22T23:06:01.006-05:00Let me try this again......OK, to the one person (counting me) who reads this, I'm sorry for the delay in posts. The test didnt turn out how I had hoped. If you averaged the points over the question I missed by like 3 or 4 I dont really remmeber. Since then I have been brousing blogs on blogger and have found a couple favs that I will share. Plus I will also link the comics that i read and sugest that you (me) check them out some time. Other then that, If I can convince myself and use a little self motovation I'll try to make this a daily blog but an interesting one.
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<br />betterluck4metomorrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09572832004084256443noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643716.post-1090682517631463462004-07-24T10:18:00.000-05:002004-07-24T10:21:57.630-05:00TestingWell, I finally got signed up for my cisco test. DMACC told me that they had a voucher for me then the didnt even thought I already paid for it. so now they are refunding my money. surprising an extra 5 bucks. So in the end my vocher will cover the whole test payment wich I guess is cool. other then that work still sucks, as well as school. ttyl
<br />betterluck4metomorrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09572832004084256443noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7643716.post-1090337408126285222004-07-20T10:12:00.000-05:002004-07-20T10:30:08.126-05:00Sleep Good !!!!!!!Yeah I know that the title has a few too many exclamation points, but its true sleep is good. and I need some right now. Hell I'm falling asleep in class as we speak. Even know no one knows me yet I''m going to tell you about the newest way i have decided to help the world. I am going to help the world by finding pi. I would use the little table looking symbol for pi but I dont know how to do that just yet. I will write a simple computer program that will calculate out pi. Maybe I'll get around to it but i doubt it. I need to set up a date to take my CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate) exam. That will be fun. 90 minutes of unadulterated hell. Please shoot me now. Well going to sleep now.
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